Another Monday. I took a long weekend from writing the blog. I wrote other places, but didn’t really have anything fit for public consumption to say here.
The weekend was OK. I made my weekly trip to the grocery store to pick up my order. I even braved another store, while wearing a face mask, to purchase fresh flowers. I needed something fresh and alive and happy in this house. While at the store with the flowers, I found a large package of the “good” toilet paper – it was the last one. I felt like the Lord was showing me great favor in that moment, so I grabbed that package and pretty much ran for the check out. There was no need to try to shop for more – TP and Flowers – you gotta know when to hold ’em, when to fold ’em, when to walk away and when to RUN!
So, in addition to groceries and fresh flowers, our posteriors can get a break from the sand paper that was passing for toilet paper in our bathroom! Let the people rejoice!
I then went to Walmart to pick up the grocery order. As I checked in, the associates who were supposed to be loading my car had a difficult time finding my order. Turns out the car next to me was occupied by a woman named April as well. They had put all my groceries in her car! Thankfully, she hadn’t pulled out and left before the error was discovered!
Although, I’m wondering what was in her order? Did I miss out on a fun week of mystery groceries? Maybe she bought a bunch of really great food and I totally missed it!!?? Anyway, they switched out the bags and we each got our own order. Everything was correct when I got home. So, crisis averted!
Is anyone watching The Last Dance on ESPN about the ‘98 Bulls? I am. I am LOVING it! I’m so happy they chose to release it early instead of waiting until the initial drop date in June. The 90s were when I was really into NBA basketball and I am totally loving this walk down memory lane. Plus, I’m a sucker for sports documentaries – really any documentaries, but sports are way up there in favorites. No one does sports docs like 30 for 30. It is just terrific stuff. 30 for 30 is doing a follow up podcast after each episode, so I’m listen to those on Mondays. In this time of no live sports, this series is totally filling a void!
I also thoroughly enjoyed the NFL Draft last week and weekend. I loved going inside all the homes of the coaches and GMs and the players. It was delightful. I guess what I’m saying is my sports tank is full and it makes me so, so happy!!
You know what didn’t make me happy? Starting the week with the Monday of all Monday moments. This morning one of the cats decided, out of the blue, to launch herself on top of the china cabinet I have in the dining room. I use it as a kind of mantle for seasonal decorations. I change it out a lot. Yesterday, I put some of the flowers I bought over the weekend in a small vase up there. The cat has a thing for fresh flowers, but she has never jumped up there before, so I didn’t think anything of it.
I was in the laundry room when I heard a crash this morning and ran in to see the vase knocked over, water running down the cabinet and all over the floor. Because it is spring and I love little fat birds, I had 4 little bird figurines scattered through the decor – 3 of them were laying, smashed to bits on the tile floor. Their little fat bird faces looking up at me with disappointment that I hadn’t anticipated this turn of events.
The cat had also sent a small glass bottle to it’s untimely death on the kitchen floor, and knocked over about 3 more. It was a mess. The poor thing was standing up there on top of the wreckage, looking scared to death, so I reached up to help her down. Big mistake. HUGE.
She did not appreciate my attempt at assistance, and showed her disapproval by scratching the foo out of my hand. It was a moment to say the least. I tried to get it all cleaned up without stepping on glass or dripping blood all over the place, and then checked the clock – it was only 8 a.m. I nearly went back to bed and called it a day.
We did school. I’ve done laundry. And I’ve now written this. No more tragedies have occurred since this morning – but the day isn’t over yet. I’d cross my fingers in the hope that nothing else will happen – but I can’t – the cat scratch goes all the way down my left pointer finger. Dang cat!
News of the Day:
More than 208,000 people have died from the coronavirus, according to data from Johns Hopkins University. Over 3 million people worldwide have tested positive.
In the United States, more than 55,000 people have died, while there have been over 970,000 confirmed cases.
President Trump’s economic adviser said the jobless rates from the coronavirus will be comparable to the Great Depression.
The World Health Organization director said the pandemic was far from over and expressed concern about children.
Plan of the Day:
Try not to destroy any more decorations or draw any more blood.
See you tomorrow – or whenever.